But looking at the illustrations on the side of the box the laser pointer came in, I was almost confused that I had bought a lightsaber instead.
I mean, clearly the pictures are illustrating that you can use the laser pointer like a lightsaber to:
- Get rid of cobwebs, especially when unexpected guests drop by
- Fight clone troopers
- Look cool at a rave party
- Poke people in the colon
- Give to your baby to fight off those sneaky floating pagodas
- .....Poke big hard rocks while wearing your flowy robe? Or to cast spells on cave squatters while wearing your flowy robe???
- ...Fight... bushfires?
- Attack those pesky upside down monorails (they exist!)