A few weeks ago when Snowflake turned my neck into her bed, I joked that I was somewhat sure I would one day wake up to find her lying on top of my face.
That day has arrived. It's happened!
I roused from my sleep, and Snowflake instantly realised I was awake through her magical six sense (I don't know how she does this?!). She got up from the end of the bed and started walking up towards my face. Then I felt her paws stomping on my throat.
Next thing I knew, she flopped her fat 6kg self down ON MY FACE, nuzzled her nose into my ear and purred heavily into it!
So yeah. There I was, with a wall of white fur slammed against my mouth and nose, with a wet nose and heavy purring in my ear. I wanted to take a photo, but I was too shocked and scared to move!